Tehe, okay, so I CAN’T control my excitement ANY longer!! Oh boy, oh BOY, OH BOY!! What a post I have in store for YOU today!
First and foremost, HAPPY THURSDAY TO YA! I hope you’re making some FUN plans for the weekend! Me? YES (if that answers your question)!
I’m SO obnoxiously in love with today’s post that I just don’t care to talk about myself ANY longer, so YES, I have some great weekend plans, now…let’s continue!! FULL STEAM AHEAD!!
Alright, okay, anyways…SO I’M EXCITED BE-CAUSE…(DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!)…
I’M GOING TO BE ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF… ummm…hmmm…wait, give me a sec, I KNOW THIS! Let’s try again! I completely blew it!
(Take 2! Aaaaand ACTION!!!)
I’M GOING TO BE ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF STAMPED WITH A HEART (Stop it, that IS a city!)!!!!!!!!
(And you go absolutely crazy applauding (and laughing…at me) for my non-existent part on a non-existent show IN a non-existent city! Boy, my life is depressing!)
I’ll respond to your laughter with a very mature, “WHAT-EVER!!” That’s right, I toooold YOU!
Hehe, anyways, moving on, so my whole point with this post is to:
#1- HAVE A LITTLE FUN (Ya think?)!
#2- SHARE MY TAGLINE WITH YOU!
I’m sure most of you have at least heard of the The Real Housewives shows (at some point or another) and know what I’m talking about, but if not, let me enlighten you!
First, let me be clear that I’m by no means the biggest fan! In summary, I’ve watched some, but not all of the episodes.
Second, just a little insight into the show:
“The Real Housewives is a reality television series, following the lives of affluent, bourgeois housewives and professional women in the suburban or urban areas of several American cities, with the suffix of the title taking on the name of that metropolitan region. The series airs on Bravo in the United States, on Slice in Canada, ITV2 in the United Kindom, Arena in Australia, and various other broadcasters internationally.” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Real_Housewives)
Third, with each new season, the “housewives” introduce themselves with a (seemingly) clever one line description of themselves. This tagline defines their role on the show. Actually the taglines are my favorite part, hence, why I’m writing this (possibly silly) post!
With every good post comes good examples so here ya go!!
SOME OF MY FAVORITE WIVES + THEIR ONE LINERS (I’ve highlighted my absolute favs!):
1] Kandi Burruss (Atlanta): “Music may be my passion, but family is forever.”
2] NeNe Leakes (Atlanta): “Success is in my DNA. When one door closes, another one opens.”
3] Kim Richards (Beverly Hills): “Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me.”
4] Kyle Richards (Beverly Hills): “I’m from this town. I know what’s real and I know what’s fake.”
5] Lisa Vanderpump (Beverly Hills): “Life is a sexy little dance and I like to take the lead.”
6] Lisa Hochstein (Miami): “Everyone loves to underestimate me, and I love to prove everyone wrong.”
7] Jacqueline Laurita (New Jersey): “I’ve faced my share of challenges but I’m tougher than I look.”
8] Heather Thomson (New York): “A true New Yorker never backs down and I’m no exception. HOLLA!”
9] Tamra Barney (Orange County): “The best thing about starting over is never looking back.”
10] Vicki Gunvalson (Orange County): “I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise.”
OKAY, OKAY, HEHEHE, HERE IS MINE!!
(Just imagine me walking out, tossing my hair (into an invisible wind), puckering my lips, turning towards the camera, AND THEN…)
“I might be married to Ken and LOVE the color pink, but I’m NO Barbie!” Kristin Milner
BAM!!! WHATCHA THINK?! (If only Marc had been named Ken, but oh wellsss, you get my point!)
WAIT, YOU’RE NOT GETTING OFF THE HOOK THAT EASY!!! WHAT’S YOURS???!!! PLEASE SHARE!!!!
(Please with a cherry on top!!!)