Hey ya’ll!! Welcome to Monday Madness! Kristin’s out swimming or running or…I don’t know, doing something (obnoxiously) constructive like YOU (oops, did I say that out loud?)! Well it doesn’t matter (what she’s doing) anyways because I’m here NOW to annoy and harass you for the next few minutes (whoops, another slip of the tongue). Allow me to introduce myself will ya! (It wasn’t a question, it was a demand!)
MY NAME IS TESTY TUESDAY and I can be quite testy sometimes (especially on Tuesdays)!! Trust me, I don’t want to be here anymore than you want me here (especially on a crappy Monday) so just sit down (oh right, you probably already are), be (very) still, and listen (if you want, I mean, I really don’t care)!
WHY I’M BOMBARDING KRISTIN’S BLOG! (Again, not a question!) SO I’m here to test your optimism! I’m a pessimist by nature (especially on Mondays) so BAH HUMBUG to you and “your little dog, too”! I’m going to show you several photos and YOU BETTER tell me THE FIRST thing that pops into your head, O-K??!! YES (sir that is)! You see, I’m polling wordpress to see how many people are like me…you know, the “Negative Nancy’s” of the world! AND I HOPE your name is Nancy, too because that would be extra funny to me! I need to know (NOW) how many of YOU let the “Monday blues” get you down and effect your Tuesday AND I hope it’s a lot because THEN I’ll know that I’m not the only one with the nickname Testy Tuesday (and NO, I’m not telling you my real name)!
ANYWAYS, SO HERE WE GO!! IT’S ME (PESSIMIST) VS. KRISTIN (OPTIMIST)!!
ME: When I hear HELLO, I automatically think GOODBYE! BAH HUMBUG!!
KRISTIN: New opportunities! Anything is possible!
ME: Haha, how long are they going to last? FOREVER?! Yeah right! BAH HUMBUG!
KRISTIN: The beauty of love! They are glowing!
ME: Aaaand I wasn’t invited to this party? HOW RUDE!
KRISTIN: Such imagination! What superb characters!
ME: UGH! All I see is people, people everywhere! GO AWAY! BAH HUMBUG!
KRISTIN: What a fashion finish! Such beauty!
ME: HA! What cute frenemies!
KRISTIN: Best friends! Will be high fashion models for sure!
ME: YUCK! Imagine all the drool and dog hair they accumulate! BAH HUMBUG!!
KRISTIN: Kisses for everyone! PUCKER UP!
ME: I’ll pop her bubble if that’s THE LAST thing I do!
KRISTIN: What a beautiful carefree girl! I love it!
ME: What annoying, cheerful colors! I’m going to eat all of the cupcakes so I don’t have to see them anymore! BAH HUMBUG!
KRISTIN: NEVER want to eat them because they’re SO adorable!
ME: They’ll be sitting in traffic for hours! BAH HUMBUG!
KRISTIN: Oh, how I LOVE the city!
ME: Watch out for the Headless Horseman! BAH HUMBUG!
KRISTIN: The light in darkness! Inspiring!
SO, WHAT’S THE VERDICT? ARE YOU A PESSIMIST LIKE ME OR AN OPTIMIST LIKE KRISTIN?! SHARE NOW!!