Happy Sunday (a.k.a. I’m A Mermaid Day)!!! Sooo…I guess you’re not THAT excited about “I’m A Mermaid Day” because…
…well, you’re NOT a mermaid!! Aaaand because well, it’s Sunday, which means…well, you know! It begins with a *w* and ends with a *k* (yeah, WORK and yeah, tomorrow)!
Don’t be jealous, though because I’m a mermaid (na-na na-na boo-boo) aaaand YOU’RE NOT (*sticks out tongue*)!! I have a shirt to prove it and all!! It reads: I’M A MERMAID!! I wear it to the gym!! I’d like to think I make an incredible amount of people jealous!! HEHE!
BELIEVE ME NOW (because I have the shirt to prove it)?! Well, if not, I DON’T CARE (na-na na-na boo-boo) because I AM, I AM, I AM!!! Hmmm…perhaps THE second “na-na na-na boo-boo” was too much??!!
Na-na na-na boo-boo…OR NOT!!! Who am I kidding…third time is ALWAYS the charm!!
Anyways, the reason I’m obsessed with being a mermaid is because…
I’M OBSESSED WITH GREAT WHITE SHARKS (aaaand…if I’m a mermaid, I can swim unda the sea with them ALL THE TIME you seeee + having a tail would JUST be super gnarly)!!!!
Okay, so although I’m pretty sure the movie Jaws instilled terror (of Great White Sharks) into the hearts of many, it had the complete opposite affect on me because duh, I’m flippin’ OBSESSED with them! Seriously though, aren’t they (just) the cutest sharks ever? Alright, maybe a little extreme, BUT (you have to admit, whether you’re scared of them or not) they ARE cooler than cool! No? Well, they are to me!!
Don’t frown on me (O-K?), but (I’m being serious here) MY DREAM is to go on a Great White Shark Expedition (in Australia and/or South Africa) and to go down in one of those shark cage things. Crazy? Maybe, but I promise you it WILL become a reality (within the next couple of years)!! I’ve been researching Great White Shark Expeditions for as long as I can remember, so I’m waaaay too obsessed with this idea NOT to do it!!! Seriously, I can’t WAIT to be nose to nose with this beautiful sea creature, mano a mano (you know, except I’ll be protected, behind bars).
To be completely honest, TV has totally given these phenomenal creatures a bad rap, but um, I still think Jaws is a super amazing movie!!
I mean, COME ON, how brilliant is John Williams (composer of the film’s score) and his two note DA DUM???!!! Totally BRILL(iant), right?!!
ARE YOU SCARED OF GREAT WHITE SHARKS??!!
WOULD YOU EVER GO ON A GREAT WHITE SHARK EXPEDITION??!!