Hey everyone!! Happy Friday to ya!! Well, I’ve been busy totally remodeling my blog this week. Check it out! You’re gonna be surprised! I’ve decided to bring back the sexy (a.k.a. start writing about running, swimming, etc. again). I admit, I missed it. Yay, right?
MORNING RUNNING: The Do’s & Don’ts:
When I’m running in the morning, in my neighborhood, in the dark, please…
1} Don’t yell, “Run Forrest, RUN” as I’m running past because um, I might just give you the evil eye.
2} Don’t zoom out of your driveway the precise moment I run by because I will yell, “Hey, I runnin’ here!”
3} Don’t drive past me in your monster truck, come to a complete stop, smile at me, and then gun it, for the mere pleasure of watching me suffer as your diesel engine emits tons of icky, black smoke that surrounds me like a freakin’ tornado because I will cough, but then I WILL break records sprinting after you and your truck.
4} Don’t run past me in the opposite direction and then immediately u-turn around me like an orange cone, just to race me back to my house because I might just win! Nana Nana Boo Boo!!
5} Don’t honk at me just to scare me because #1, I won’t jump and #2, I might just laugh (yo, this isn’t my first rodeo)!
6} Don’t wheel your trash bin to the curb as I’m sprinting by because I might just jump over it like a ninja.
7} Don’t let your dog pee outside off leash expecting nobody else on earth to be up doin’ their thang because #1, they are, #2, your dog will chase me for two straight blocks, and #3, I’ll probably be the one peein’. Hehe!
8} Don’t give me a Michael Myers look as you walk past because I might just think you’re Michael Myers and fall in a huge pothole trying to escape.
9} Don’t crawl under your car and swipe at me with your
paw hand (thanks cat) because I might just dazzle ya with my “Yang Bo” leap.
GOT ANYTHING TO ADD?? XOXO